good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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