There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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