matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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