she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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