Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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