So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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