quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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