Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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