So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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