Sponge bath it is.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
