Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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