Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
