i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I will pee on everything he values.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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