A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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