so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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