There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Randomize
