i always forget guys have bellybuttons
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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