Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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