Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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