i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I need moral support for this bender
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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