: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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