What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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