apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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