I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
do nipples grow back?
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