I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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