Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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