let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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