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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
No more Irish car bombs ever.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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