I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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