Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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