Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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