At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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