guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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