absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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