No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i dont even know how to be here
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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