Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
