And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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