i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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