I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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