I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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