seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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