Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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