I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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