You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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