Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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