Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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