The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I'm like, not good at living.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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