I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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