he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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