i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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