I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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