I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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