I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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