dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
